Score: 6

"interesting game"

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: December 1, 2008

But I am not giving up meat because of it..

I have incisor teeth. These were designed to wrend flesh from the bones of other animals. I have molars these were designed for grinding roughage and plant life. I am an Omnivore. I see no need to give up foods I like for the sake of making other people feel happy about themselves or about me. In the words of Michale J Caboose .... "I like me" And that is all that matters.

Score: 7

"......."

submission: I Swear To God

date: October 17, 2008

I can't decide if I should laugh or throw up.

Good joke.

Score: 9

"funny as hell... and not so funny."

submission: Don't Deport Me Scotty

date: October 16, 2008

The premise of Spock being deported and the way it was done had me laughing.
The message behind it though... Did not. There is nothing funny in the message you were presenting but the way you presented it was comedy gold.

From both my funny bone and my serious side
Thank you

Score: 5

"moves too fast"

submission: Newgrounds FanMail: Ep.4

date: November 19, 2007

I am half drunk on a monday night and you expect me to read at that speed??!?!

I caught a few of em and laughed but in my inebreated state it is just too darn fast.

:(

Score: 7

"small glitch"

submission: Flash Empires

date: November 18, 2007

On occasion the menu screen for upgrades will not disapear.
Normaly you hit the X and it goes away and the game unpauses but some times you hit the X and an after shadow of the menu is still there. You can't use it and the game is unpaused and running under it.

You can dink around a bit and get it to go away sometimes but most of the time when it happens your just plain screwed.
You cant see the advancing hoard under the menu and you die rather quickly if it happens in the higher lvls.

Score: 9

"This was not what I first thought it was."

submission: You Love This Movie

date: November 18, 2007

I didn't read the author comments I just hit play and sat back. I saw the intro show of how to make a top rate flash then you guys and then the crap flash you made. I figured that was it. I got the joke and started to chuckle. Then to my surprise and delight it turned into an epic tale of total absurdity and spoof dry humor.
Very well done very well indeed.

Score: 0

"blah and bland"

submission: Ye Olde Collab VII

date: November 2, 2007

Nothing remarkable about this. The fake old silent film gag really is old hat. Especially when there are no real gags or jokes or action or anything. No coherent plot ... no brilliant random thoughts just blah... and unimaginative nothingness.

Nice attempt but it just didn't reach me sorry.

Score: 8

"Not too bad"

submission: Lemon Demon's "Bad Idea"

date: November 2, 2007

Good show I had a couple of laughs. Like the zombie getting smashed by the pay phone door... Only thing I can complain about is the singer of the song.

The out of tune off key lends to the song but it is too loud in comparison to the rest of the music. I am no expert and I sound just about as bad if not worse when I try to sing as he did. But you need to dial the vocals down just a bit.

Score: 8

"been a fvorit of mine for a while...."

submission: Mr Flacit's Word Search

date: August 26, 2007

Finally hit a good score.. 1,948!! Was doing pretty good then in round 4 I found out that WADE is a very big bonus word when the W is the secret letter.

Score: 6

"At first I was all wtf then it kinda grew on me"

submission: K.O.T.H. - 2 Player

date: May 20, 2007

nice little novelty game not to in depth of strategy but fun enough to keep the players attention.